Yes, I am alive. I shall post a more in-depth entry detailing what the hell I've been doing later.
Maybe.
However, I have a brand new computer. (A Dell Dimension 3000, to be specific.) I would have gotten a Mac, because Macs kick ass, but those suckers are expensive. When I am a successful RT(R)* I shall certainly purchase one. At the moment, I am a poor college student.
Besides, Dell gave me free shipping and a free flat screen monitor. How cool is that?
On a completely unrelated note: Happy Birthday, Remus John Lupin!