Avast, mateys! Anyone from Iowa? Don't know who you're going to vote for this November? James Hill, an Independent and self-proclaimed pirate, is running for Congress. You might want to check him out.
Man, why don't we get candidates like that here in Michigan? Or someone like Kinky Friedman who is running for Governor of Texas. How can you not like a guy whose campaign slogan is "Get Kinky"?
These are exactly the kind of people we need in office!