See, it's things like this that make me happy to be going into medical imaging. How often do you get to see a lightbulb inserted into a man's colon as portion of your job?
The part where he claims he has no clue how it got up there?
... Just admit that you were using it for masturbatory purposes and get it over with. Seriously.
It's amazing what people use! One class I took, we went to the King County coroner's office and the pictures we were shown of things they found in people's bodies is shocking to say the least! Sexual play gone oooooh so very wrong.
My personal favorite in things like that is the SET OF DENTURES.
And my favorite story is the gentleman who owned it. "I was really drunk last night, and my buddy bet me $100 that I couldn't fit a light bulb up my ass."
Please, if you ever encounter anything odd or amusing in your medical career, share as much as you can without breaching confidentiality. :3
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Date: 2006-06-30 06:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-30 06:11 am (UTC)And my favorite story is the gentleman who owned it. "I was really drunk last night, and my buddy bet me $100 that I couldn't fit a light bulb up my ass."
Please, if you ever encounter anything odd or amusing in your medical career, share as much as you can without breaching confidentiality. :3
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Date: 2006-07-01 07:37 pm (UTC)"I didn't look where I was sitting".