piasharn | I Never...

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It's pretty easy to play. Just put a (X) in front of the items that you have never done, and a (_) in front of the ones that you have done at least once. Then add an "I Never" of your own and pass it along.

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(X) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(X) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(X) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(_) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(_) I never had a picinic in a cemetary

In other news, I got to see the Indigo Girls last Thursday. It was wonderful...