Are you a true-blue, red-blooded United States Citizen? Do you want to prove that you are not a goddless commie bastard or a fundementalist terrorist?
Then sign up now for the American Patriot Registration!
ATTENTION CITIZENS:
As part of the Bush Administration's ongoing efforts to obliterate all traces of terrorism in the United States, the Department of Justice has commenced registration* of each and every American Patriot. By registering all non-terrorists within our borders, it is our intention to make use of the process of elimination to identify the evil ones who walk among us. If you are a non-terrorist (American Patriot), your participation is required. Please register below.
- John Ashcroft
United States Attorney General
You are a loyal patriot, are you not? Because non-traitors have nothing to hide.
I'm a Rebuplican. I'm a mostly conservative Rep but even I am sick and tired of that man. I dispised him he began the fiasco over the two statues Law and Liberty because they were partially nude. I am all about putting the man up as a sacrificial gopher to the all might political Gods. Maybe...dare I suggest it...he be given to the likes of Yog Sothoth, or Cthulu, or even He Who Shall Not Be Named (not Voldermort goofs)?
Maybe I read too much Lovercraft...or maybe it was the Illuminatis trilogy.
It's a spoof site, created by the same people who own Landover Baptist (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) and Betty Bowers (http://www.bettybowers.com/). (Check out those sites if you ever need a good laugh.) It's all a big joke ^___^ Scroll through some of the drop-down boxes. The offered choices are hilarious.
*blinks* What can I say in my defense...I was having a blonde day? **roars with laughter** Sometimes my common sense is out with my mind at a small little bar in Tiajuana.
*Snnrk* I realized that when I clicked the link -- still, Bush tends to use phrases like "we will punish the evil one" at least twice in every speech. How does THAT promote "love thy neighbour like thyself"?
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Sacrificial Gopher anyone?
Maybe I read too much Lovercraft...or maybe it was the Illuminatis trilogy.
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