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[piasharn]

Are you a true-blue, red-blooded United States Citizen? Do you want to prove that you are not a goddless commie bastard or a fundementalist terrorist?

Then sign up now for the American Patriot Registration!

ATTENTION CITIZENS:

As part of the Bush Administration's ongoing efforts to obliterate all traces of terrorism in the United States, the Department of Justice has commenced registration* of each and every American Patriot. By registering all non-terrorists within our borders, it is our intention to make use of the process of elimination to identify the evil ones who walk among us. If you are a non-terrorist (American Patriot), your participation is required. Please register below.

- John Ashcroft

United States Attorney General

You are a loyal patriot, are you not? Because non-traitors have nothing to hide.

Comments

*ahem*

[piasharn.livejournal.com]

*points to address of link* ...www.whitehouse.ORG

It's a spoof site, created by the same people who own Landover Baptist (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) and Betty Bowers (http://www.bettybowers.com/). (Check out those sites if you ever need a good laugh.) It's all a big joke ^___^ Scroll through some of the drop-down boxes. The offered choices are hilarious.

Just thought I'd point that out...

Re: *ahem*

[forthrysmian.livejournal.com]

I figured it had to be from those Landover Baptist geeks. After all, in practice, wouldn't the "evil ones" be the first to sign up?

Re: *ahem*

[dawndancer.livejournal.com]

*blinks* What can I say in my defense...I was having a blonde day? **roars with laughter** Sometimes my common sense is out with my mind at a small little bar in Tiajuana.

Re: *ahem*

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

*Snnrk* I realized that when I clicked the link -- still, Bush tends to use phrases like "we will punish the evil one" at least twice in every speech. How does THAT promote "love thy neighbour like thyself"?