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[piasharn]

Are you a true-blue, red-blooded United States Citizen? Do you want to prove that you are not a goddless commie bastard or a fundementalist terrorist?

Then sign up now for the American Patriot Registration!

ATTENTION CITIZENS:

As part of the Bush Administration's ongoing efforts to obliterate all traces of terrorism in the United States, the Department of Justice has commenced registration* of each and every American Patriot. By registering all non-terrorists within our borders, it is our intention to make use of the process of elimination to identify the evil ones who walk among us. If you are a non-terrorist (American Patriot), your participation is required. Please register below.

- John Ashcroft

United States Attorney General

You are a loyal patriot, are you not? Because non-traitors have nothing to hide.

Comments

Re: *ahem*

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

*Snnrk* I realized that when I clicked the link -- still, Bush tends to use phrases like "we will punish the evil one" at least twice in every speech. How does THAT promote "love thy neighbour like thyself"?