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You know it's going to be an interesting day when your first x-ray of the morning is of a patient with a vibrator stuck up his ass.

Date: 2009-01-31 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aigooshesays.livejournal.com
Did you manage to keep a straight face?

Date: 2009-01-31 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piasharn.livejournal.com
Yeah, but that's because I didn't know that the vibrator was there when I took the x-ray. It wasn't until I developed the image that I realized why the patient had come in to the hospital.

However, I didn't manage to keep a straight face when I got back to the radiology department and told my coworkers. That proceeded to spark a discussion of cases they had seen where people got objects stuck where the sun don't shine.

It made for a rather entertaining day.

Date: 2009-01-31 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aigooshesays.livejournal.com
I once had a class that had us taking a trip to the King County Coroner's office and there was a whole slide show of "weird objects" that were found in people's body. Sooooo weird.

Date: 2009-02-02 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piasharn.livejournal.com
It really is amazing what people will stick into themselves.

One of my coworkers told us about a woman who had come to see her doctor because she said she had a tree growing out of her. (Which, naturally, resulted in a lot of O_o??? from the staff.)

It turns out that she had gotten a potato stuck in her vagina, and it had been up there long enough that it had started to sprout.

Date: 2009-02-03 05:58 am (UTC)

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