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[piasharn]

You know it's going to be an interesting day when your first x-ray of the morning is of a patient with a vibrator stuck up his ass.

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[hiyami.livejournal.com]

At least it's not exactly out of place.

... Pun not intended.

I remember on the news lately, talk about a woman who showed up at ER with a bottle of hairspray up there. A big one, apparently. She never explained how it ended up there, it said.

[piasharn.livejournal.com]

From what I've seen, people who get sex toys (vibrators, dildos, etc.) tend to be more honest (or at least not outright lie) about how said object ended up in their rectum. The people who use other things (bottles, jars, screwdrivers, action figures, cucumbers, etc.) are more likely to make up some story about how they must have sat on said object by accident.

[travellyr.livejournal.com]

well, yes, but does she really have to explain? "How" is mostly a rhetorical question with rectal objects. X3